Category Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay and Dina and cops, Oh My!

According to the NY Post Page 6, LiLo and mommy dearest got into quite the heated argument last night which led to Lindsay calling her knight in shining armour (*coughreally?cough*) HER DAD, who in turned called the police! What are the … Continue reading

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Greetings, Lohanigans!

Let me take a quick minute to introduce myself and start our journey on all things LiLo!  My name is Missie Bird (entourage me, ya’ll!) and I’m your captain on this crazy boat which is sailing the seas of Lindsay … Continue reading

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How to Be A Top Ten Mainstay without Hiring Kris Jenner

Let’s face it, celebs: in between the pimping of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie, personal botox sessions and expressionless quarrels with Bruce, the woman behind Hollywood’s most professional non- professions is probably too busy for you.  And if your … Continue reading

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The [Not So] Curious Case of Lindsay Lohan

“If I had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan got popped or flashed a boob/crotch/decrepit palm I’d be a millionaire.” This is a variation of the adage that has crossed my mind more than that of the obliteration of … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan Restrains Someone (Other Than Herself)

Despite the harrowing monotony of pool lounging, today is a good day for Lindsay Lohan.  Earlier this morning a judge ruled that her alleged stalker, David Cocordan, stay the 100-yards-worth-of hell away from her for two years. Or at least … Continue reading

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